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Napalm and Silly Putty

George Carlin

82.0 / 100

《Napalm and Silly Putty》在 Babelspan 八维工艺分中得 82.0/100,原型归为「工艺扎实」。八个维度中,最强的是节奏(92 分),相对最弱的是人物(70 分)。本评分基于样本开窗,各维度给分均附正文摘句证据,属单次可审计尺规评审,非众包星级或安利榜。

阅读协议 · coverage_notes

"mobi; reanchor past copyright/TOC to Cars and Driving: Part Two; mid fridge Icebox Man; late (default cannabis organizer bit); end Monopoly loser + afterlife before Acknowledgments. Four windows; sketch book—no novel arc."

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plot 72 open reverse crash
And then you forget the car is in reverse? And so you sit there, innocently, waiting for the light to change.

单段事故微弧,全书无总弧,plot 72。

cast 70 mid Icebox Man
Icebox Man has had some interesting experiences.

人格面具立角,cast 70。

pace 92 open BAM heart
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

拟声连击加速,pace 92。

prose 90 mid meat cake
I've never seen anything like it. It looks like, well, it looks like …meat cake!

口语精确脏,prose 90。

world 78 end Monopoly board
All my friends would have shopping centers, malls, condominiums, industrial parks.

桌游映阶级地图,world 78。

hook 88 open embarrassing driving
Here's an embarrassing driving situation, the kind of thing that can haunt you for several hundred miles.

羞耻场景开钩,hook 88。

innov 84 end Water Works zoning
But it always frustrated me that the other guys wouldn't let me build houses on Water Works.

规则荒诞当讽喻,innov 84。

ending 82 end Have a nice afterlife
Have a nice afterlife.

毒舌祝福收束,ending 82。

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