Justin Taylor
《Everything Here Is the Best Thing Ever》在 Babelspan 八维工艺分中得 85.1/100，原型归为「慢热厚味」。八个维度中，最强的是钩子（89 分），相对最弱的是情节（82 分）。本评分基于样本开窗，各维度给分均附正文摘句证据，属单次可审计尺规评审，非众包星级或安利榜。
"story collection; reanchor past TOC/epigraph to Amber hurricane open; mid Dara/Israel + Jealousy of Angels; late Weekend Away Steven calls; end last-story Avenue A / Natalie stoop (cut Acknowledgments). Sample across stories, not single-arc."
“Hey, are you still awake? I’m home.”
末篇归家电话，plot 82（集无主弧）。
“You’re a virgin?” “Does that surprise you?”
对话立人，cast 84。
Steven’s calling. He does this once or twice a month, depending how things are going for him. Three times means pretty bad.
电话计数节拍，pace 85。
Her other hand still held the roll of duct tape with which she’d reinforced the window, the glass marked now with a dull silver X.
物象准，prose 88。
standing in line at the Hot Topic at the mall in a suburb outside Philly, buying a red shirt emblazoned with Che’s face.
朋克商品化地图，world 86。
By two o’clock the sky had gone to ash.
飓风前气压，hook 89。
Or maybe the lesson is that faith is a perishable good, cannot be saved for later, is nothing if it is not action in the world.
主题句显，形式仍是短篇集，innov 83。
Natalie: “Oh, hey.” “Hey, are you still awake? I’m home.”
末篇冷收，ending 84。
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