Jerry Lewis
《Dean and Me: A Love Story》在 Babelspan 八维工艺分中得 90.4/100，原型归为「扎实参考」。八个维度中，最强的是钩子（94 分），相对最弱的是创新（86 分）。本评分基于样本开窗，各维度给分均附正文摘句证据，属单次可审计尺规评审，非众包星级或安利榜。
"mobi; reanchor past TOC to PROLOGUE BREAKING UP; mid mob-table Palmer House; late Dean solo joke; end Havana-Madrid meat/fork memory. Four windows."
The time had come to call it a day. In the coolest, most practical way, Dean and I decided to go out on top.
拆伙宣言，plot 88。
a night I’ve been praying for, for the last eight years … to be alone on stage without that goddamn noisy Jew.
Dean 毒舌塑关系，cast 93。
we had to excuse ourselves to get ready for the second show.
夜场节奏，pace 89。
we were still making money like the U.S. Mint.
口语夸张准，prose 90。
“You change anything...,” he said in a low, raspy voice. … “... and I want my money back.”
黑帮桌世界，world 92。
we played our last three shows, ever, at the Copacabana
终场钩子，hook 94。
he smiled, and it was like the sun coming out on the rest of my life.
爱情叙事框搭档，innov 86。
when I came out of the kitchen with that goddamn hunk of raw meat on a fork, he smiled
起源记忆收束，ending 91。
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